Monday, November 30, 2009

This is gonna be fun...

So when I was approached about entering the abyss of blogging, I must admit that I was originally hesitant. It seems that in today's profusely opinion saturated technology world, everyone has something to say and nothing to say all at the same time. But alas, after months of mulling over the pros and cons of throwing my penny into the wishing well and allowing the masses to point and judge while I stand naked with a smile, I am here. The same question boils in every artist's mind: What do I have to say? And the answer has been the same since the beginning of time. We write what we know. Well, I KNOW two things: sports and women. While most men approach both topics with parallel perspective-competition, trophies, stats (yeah, I said it.)- This only allows him mediocre "success" in the vast playing field of feminine being. Seeing as how I am newly engaged and hence hanging my single hoop jersey in the rafters for full contact marriage football pads, it was ever so subtly pointed out to me that it is my duty as a man to pass the wisdom and knowledge on to the rest of single man nation for prosperity and peace. So gentlemen...This is your Bible, your refuge, and your Holy Grail to all things men NEED TO KNOW. Pull up a chair. School is in session.

Guys Stop! Skip the following paragraph!

Ladies, don't start the hate mail and boycotts just yet. There is always something in it for you too, as there always should be. Through this I hope to provide you with a better, more understanding flock of single GENTLEMEN to choose from. One that is more understanding, more receptive, attentive, and appreciative. A breed that is more aware of who you are as a woman and willing to adapt to fulfill your needs without compromising you or himself. This will give you a true insight to how guys really think to extend your knowledge as well. And who knows, you may learn a thing or two about yourself through this connection. You may not always like the conversation, but I promise it will always be as real as it gets. I look forward to sharing with you.

Guys Start Reading Here! (For those of you that followed instructions, Thank you.)

So let's all just take a deep breath and get comfortable. Prepare yourself to get stripped naked and know the truth, if you dare...

Love and Life

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